I'm cracking the heck up.
A
"rebate" for a couple of missed weeks of golf...due to
'force majeure?' 
Particularly funny, if a person almost exclusively plays executive courses...which are basically free to begin with.
And has been noted, an awful lot of people don't even play golf yet happily/freely pay their amenity fees...which are used for a lot more than just golf.
Oh well, it made for a good belly laugh.
