I suspect the Wackadoodle does not wonder why everyone turns on him, that is what he desires as a masochist, and he strives for that outcome. The more pain he receives, the more sexual gratification he receives.

His parents most likely treat him like an unwanted curse they are stuck with. I would imagine "sighs" and dumbfounded stares are a everyday occurrence, as he projects his sense of entitlement. He speaks as though it is possessively HIS home too, all though he has not contributed financially a penny towards it. You could probably cut the stress with a butter knife.

He is a social misfit, always was, and has no one in his life that is HIS. Just people he knows because of others (dead brothers wife, uncle in Schaumburg, old classmate that never knew him personally, etc). Only friends he has are "Facebook Friends", and everyone knows those are not what a friend really is.

He is a sexual recluse, only ejaculating due to his own touch and thoughts of others touching him. Most likely his attire is dated (after all a 80 year old mother is shopping for her son) and women visually identify him as weird from a distance.

All in all, one odd bird.

Happy Birthday to all of you!