When I heard that the Reverends Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were going to be guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go and check them out.

As soon as I sat down, "Reverend" Sharpton came over to me. He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, you will walk today.

I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, you will walk today."

Again I said that there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon, I stepped outside and lo and behold.............

My Car Was Gone!