Not making excuses, but a lot partying went on after hours at the Rio games among reporters, network types and athletes. You see, there's a weakness with masculine biochemistry. Alcohol slows down inhibitions and makes guys believe all women want to have sex with them. It's like the old joke goes about what the difference is between a fox and a dog: three Martinis. Or you might remember the beatnik writings of Lawrence Ferlinghetti,
"...And in the morning, she had bad teeth and didn't even like poetry."
By the way, is there a statute of limitations on this stuff? As a four-year-old, I may have had a playground "show-me-yours" encounter.
