[Mrs. Robinson]

A few days ago my husband answered the door to a neighbor.
This neighbor went on to say that next Friday he and his wife were going to have a Christmas party at their house.

My husband's eyes opened wide and he had a big grin on his face.
He said to himself, "Oh, how nice . . ."
Yes, he thought to himself, how nice of him to come over and invite us.

Well . . .
The neighbor then went on to ask him if we would mind watching his dog during the time period of the party!

This is not a made up story; it is true.
And we are still laughing about it!!!