From the AARP Bulletin this month -
Fred: What'd you get your wife for Christmas?
Ned: She told me "NOTHING would make me happier than a diamond necklace."
Fred: So you got her diamonds?
Ned: No, I got her NOTHING.
Moral of the story -
Be careful how you use your NOTHINGS.
And for the gentlemen - don't use this strategy at home or you may be reduced to NOTHING.
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