Although I do appreciate your confidence in my work I was looking for a different type of position within the Incorporated Village of NOTHINGVILLE. As being a task not people oriented NOTHINGvidual I think my talents would better be realized doing a nuts and bolts type job maybe in the sub-sub basement of our satellite office on the exo-outskirts of NOTHINGVILLE.
I hope this won’t stunt my career path striking for Master Chief of NOTHING.