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Originally Posted by WillyDilly
Lol, although most of my training is on IBM mainframes I’ll task to learn the UNIVAC for the benefit of NOTHINGVILLE. You do realize they are water cooled, I’ll need an apprentice.
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About that apprentice, any leads ? We can offer relocation to NOTHINGVILLE. I don’t mean to be presumptuous but offering a salary of NOTHING for a NOTHING job in a place called NOTHINGVILLE and living/working with a gaggle of NOTHINGS we won’t exactly attract the sharpest tool in the shed, if you know what I mean. Wink wink.
We may need to offer more than NOTHING, and when he or she gets here Abby, just take it away. Make up some corporate BS and chalk it up to a bad economy. They won’t walk because they’ll be NOTHING by that time.