Sing to the tune '16 going on 17' from the Sound Of Music
I am 60, going on 70
What do I know of love?
gray hair and wrinkles
age spots and freckles
some baldness up above
If you are 70 going on 80
it's tougher making love
we have Viagra
if theres a partner
if not, theres always DOVE (dark chocolate that is!)
if your 80 going on 90
what was it I just said?
I can't remember
what did you say dear?
that body part is dead??!"
or is my brain in my head or oatmeal is all I'm fed, or...... Not part of the song but....
if your 90 going on 100, thank the good lord for great genes!!!
GG That was a tough one!!! But for you? I'll try!