[CFrance]

A man is traveling home for Christmas through one of the busiest airports. It's crammed full of people, luggage everywhere, delays, the full 9 yards. He is NOT in a very good mood.

After waiting in a very long line, he gets up to the check-in desk, where he sees the perky clerk in a Santa's hat and mistletoe hanging over the counter area.

That was the last straw. He lost it: "This has been the worst day of my life, and if you think I'm going to kiss you because there's mistletoe up there, you're nuts!"

The perky clerk replied, "Oh, that mistletoe isn't there for you to kiss me. It's there so you can kiss your luggage goodbye!!)