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Originally Posted by the great fumar
ATTENTION
ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND
SEXY OLD PEOPLE. YOU WILL BE SAFE, I'M JUST E-MAILING YOU TO SAY GOODBYE. fumar
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I'm writing this from the Mother Ship which is filled with good looking and sexy old people. Aliens have internet too you know. These aliens resemble talking dogs. Chels, Vetman, Samhass and Hu are here with me, but Ronda and V7 were deemed to be too young. The Head Alien is called Mother Dog. Others on the alien team are small dog, hairless dog and fuzzy dog. Initially they abducted Fumar but when they found out he doesn't like small dogs, he was returned to The Villages.
I bet that Fumar wishes he'd got the ship with the 6 woman Burmese dance group.