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Originally Posted by CFrance

My boyfriend is not very bright. Last summer we were flying home from vacation when the pilot announced that one of the engines had "packed up," but not to panic as the remaining three were fine. The only problem was that it would increase our flying time by twenty minutes. A little later, the pilot announces that a second engine has now packed up, however the remaining two are fine but now our flying time has been extended by 40 minutes. My boyfriend turned to me and said, “I hope the remaining two engines don’t pack up, otherwise we will be stuck up here all day!”

I had not heard that one before. Good one.