Ever since I saw this thread early this morning, I have been singing a sweet, lovely, lilting, little song — in my head:
”How Are Things in Guacamole?”
— Surely, you know that song. I think it is from
Finian’s Rainbow.
— If you do know the song in my head, I bet I just stuck it in your head, too.

You’re welcome.
And, now, I have a question for you avocado experts.
How do I choose the perfect avocado?