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Old 04-10-2018, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Rapscallion St Croix View Post
My grandpa told me he would "Slap me naked and sell my clothes", after I put a dead water moccasin just around a bend in his footpath to the well.
I googled that and found the Hickapedia site. It's there. These are their top 10 sayings:

Top 10 Redneck Sayings
Ain’t no point in beatin’ a dead horse…’course, can’t hurt none either.

Ask her what time it is & she’ll tell you how to build a clock
[my favorite]

Busy as a farmer with one hoe and two rattlesnakes

Busier than a three legged possum tryin’ to cross the interstate

Doing’ the green apple two-step

Granny is so old she was alive when the dead sea was just sick

Happy as a pig in slop

He is so crooked he eats nails and craps screws
[my runner up]

He is so uptight only dogs can hear him fart

He’s as useless as dried spit