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Originally Posted by chuck90199
Can you answer all seven of the following questions with the same word ?
1. The word has seven letters…
2. Preceded God…
3. Greater than God…
4. More Evil than the devil…
5. All poor people have it…
6. Wealthy people need it…
7. If you eat it, you will eventually die.
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The answer is NOTHING
NOTHING has 7 letters.
NOTHING preceded God.
NOTHING is greater than God.
NOTHING is more Evil than the devil.
All poor people have NOTHING.
Wealthy people need NOTHING.
If you eat NOTHING, you will die.
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Now that's how you introduce yourself to NOTHINGVILLE.
Welcome aboard, Chuck..
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