Being Subtle
“Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?” asked the wife.
“No,” he said.
She gave him a sexy little smile, reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled up twenty dollar bill.
“Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?” she asked.
“No,” he said.
She gave him another sexy little smile, lifted her skirt, reached into her undies and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
“Now,” she said, “have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?”
“No,” he said, intrigued...
“Well, go and take a look in the garage.” she said
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