[ColdNoMore]

Originally Posted by tomwed

It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.

A young student female canvassed a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs to help with her tuition, since she was not smart enough to have received any scholarships. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had anything for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

She replied, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her the paint was in the garage. A short time later, the lady came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the lady answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.







"And by the way," the young woman added, "that's not a Porsche; it's a Ferrari."