Grandma's Birth Control Pills
Grandma's Birth Control Pills
The doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for
most of her life finally retired. At her next check up, the new doctor told
her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for
her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes
grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.
'Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL
pills?'
'Yes, they help me to sleep at night.'
'Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING
in these that could possibly help you sleep!'
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
'Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one
up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter
drinks.......And believe me, it helps me sleep at
night.'
You gotta love Grandmas!
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