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Originally Posted by Rapscallion St Croix View Post
The only celebrity worth following is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck misspells a word, all dictionaries have to be updated.
Chuck once hit 11 out of 10 targets with 9 bullets.
Not only can Chuck walk on water, he can swim on land.
Chuck can slam a revolving door.
Chuck has a bearskin rug...it ain't dead...just afraid to move.
I have kind of forgotten about Chuck Norris. Did really like Walker, Texas Ranger and that blonde with the husky voice was very fun to watch.