[John_W]

Originally Posted by Rapscallion St Croix

The only celebrity worth following is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck misspells a word, all dictionaries have to be updated.
Chuck once hit 11 out of 10 targets with 9 bullets.
Not only can Chuck walk on water, he can swim on land.
Chuck can slam a revolving door.
Chuck has a bearskin rug...it ain't dead...just afraid to move.

Chuck is Good, but he's no Steven Seagal. A Man of a 1000 Faces and Master of None!









When it's announced that a Royal is taking a Vacation, I think to myself, they're taking Vacation from Vacation.