[tomwed]

I had this girl on my stage crew. She was a really nice student who wasn't expecting a scholarship anytime soon from Harvard. If you know what I mean. She worked at Wendy's behind the counter. And every time when it was my turn to order I would ask for a large order of small fries and a small order of the large fries. She would laugh at me and nicely tell me that she really doesn't have the time to do that.

I said I understand. I'll just have a cheeseburger and a small coke.