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Originally Posted by bilcon
Old Freddie is on his death bed and is surrounded by his wife and two children and a nurse. He asks for 2 witnesses and a video camera so he can convey his last wishes. He tells his son to take the three beach houses, he tells his daughter to take the three condos on the beach, and he tells his wife to take the office buildings around the court house and then he dies. The nurse says to his wife, WOW I didn't know Freddie was that rich. His wife answers: He wasn't rich, he had a paper route.
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A long time friend and I have our birthday's two days apart, so for 25+ years we celebrated together...by going out to dinner.
One year he brought a neighbor couple of his, but they had to leave before dessert.
When asked why they had to leave early, my buddy's wife said...
"he cheated on his wife, got the other woman pregnant and now has a second job distributing newspapers early (around 3:00AM)...to pay the child support." 