An assassin approaches Donald Trump and is aiming his gun. At the last moment, a brand new secret service agent yells “Mickey Mouse!”
Unnerved, the assassin is captured.
Later, the secret service supervisor asks the agent, “what made you yell Mickey Mouse”?
Blushing, the agent says “I got nervous. I meant to yell “Donald, duck!”
P.S. Thanks to my granddaughter for this one.
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Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.
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