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Old 05-19-2018, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Bjeanj View Post
An assassin approaches Donald Trump and is aiming his gun. At the last moment, a brand new secret service agent yells “Mickey Mouse!”

Unnerved, the assassin is captured.

Later, the secret service supervisor asks the agent, “what made you yell Mickey Mouse”?

Blushing, the agent says “I got nervous. I meant to yell “Donald, duck!”

P.S. Thanks to my granddaughter for this one.
You have an awesome granddaughter.