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Originally Posted by Abby10
Good morning, everyone! It is Thursday. To be more precise, the Thursday before Memorial Day weekend.
Last night we threw all we had at our fellow NOTHING, Big Al, but apparently without success. Although disappointed, I understand his stance as he mourns his "little buddy". Thankfully, he still has Mary Ann to console him. Don't worry, Big Al, the island is not that big - our Gilligan will find his way home before you know it.
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My wives hairdresser's, cousin's, brother in law's, sister's landscaper heard that Thurston Howell III was having a unsanctioned relationship with The Professor on the northwest side of the island all brought on by saggy coconuts brought to the Howell Love Shack by Mrs. Howell.
There is no doubt that our "Little Buddy" can outrun anyone on the Island except Mrs Howell, she was a star in Track & Field magazine sometime in the early 1960's. She was also the #1 National Javelin Catcher from 1958 till 1962. That' why she's in charge of catching fish with a spear. Very seldomly are these tidbits mentioned but additionally Mrs. Howell was the Centerfold in Field & Streams & Popular Mechanics in the July 1958 editions.
She has a thing for mechanically inclined recently retired men and will set a snare for our boy somewhere on the Wioooootteee Island!