[Kenswing]

Originally Posted by Nucky

My wives hairdresser's, cousin's, brother in law's, sister's landscaper heard that Thurston Howell III was having a unsanctioned relationship with The Professor on the northwest side of the island all brought on by saggy coconuts brought to the Howell Love Shack by Mrs. Howell.

There is no doubt that our "Little Buddy" can outrun anyone on the Island except Mrs Howell, she was a star in Track & Field magazine sometime in the early 1960's. She was also the #1 National Javelin Catcher from 1958 till 1962. That' why she's in charge of catching fish with a spear. Very seldomly are these tidbits mentioned but additionally Mrs. Howell was the Centerfold in Field & Streams & Popular Mechanics in the July 1958 editions.

She has a thing for mechanically inclined recently retired men and will set a snare for our boy somewhere on the Wioooootteee Island!

Originally Posted by Nucky

P.S. Thurston Howell III owns a home in The Villages. He is a Valued food critic and the taxes and amenities fees on his expansive estate are paid up for 60 years in advance. Almost like he knew he would be shipwrecked on W Island. Possible reality Television show idea??? Don't say no because as we know and prove daily Nothing is possible. I mean Anything. Sorry I'll try harderer.

I changed my breakfast to Honey Nut Cheerios this morning and feel energized. It is the Medley Crunch Whole Grain Variety. I have heard that a Light Bulb is always brightest just before it goes out. I hope not cause I have a whole lot of teasing left to do and take.

Are you sure it was just the Cheerios? It looks like you might have gotten NOTHING but a good night's sleep to boot..