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Old 06-02-2018, 09:46 PM
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I'm Nothing butt out on the previous posts. I want to stick around a while longererer. I got burnt to a crisp today at the pool, and taking a nappy outside my house.

Rumor has it that Ginger is all over the Island looking for Mary Ann. Turns out we have Nothing but a scandal on our hands. Mary Ann is pregnant. She is claiming its a case of Hit And Run by a man on a raft who promised to save her but just sailed off into the morning sunrise. What a heartbreaker. The only clue about the man on the raft was he kept singing Shovelin Sunshine over & over & over. Details to follow as we get them. Don't forget we don't make the news we just report it.