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Old 06-03-2018, 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Nucky View Post
I'm Nothing butt out on the previous posts. I want to stick around a while longererer. I got burnt to a crisp today at the pool, and taking a nappy outside my house.

Rumor has it that Ginger is all over the Island looking for Mary Ann. Turns out we have Nothing but a scandal on our hands. Mary Ann is pregnant. She is claiming its a case of Hit And Run by a man on a raft who promised to save her but just sailed off into the morning sunrise. What a heartbreaker. The only clue about the man on the raft was he kept singing Shovelin Sunshine over & over & over. Details to follow as we get them. Don't forget we don't make the news we just report it.
Poor Mary Ann, I hope she isn't so distressed that she.......oh never mind, I don't even want to think about it. Then the scoundrel on the raft - I hope it's not a NOTHING and that another NOTHING finds out and......oh never mind again. Really don't want to think about that!

Anyway, it's Sunday everyone and it looks like we may have more than NOTHING going on here today.