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06-08-2018, 08:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tomwed
[an old favorite of mine]
A woman is being sentenced for steeling a jar of pickles. The judge says "I'm giving you 7 weeks. One for each pickle in the jar."
From the gallery her husband speaks up. "She stole a can of peas too."
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