A Villages Vignette
A lady in the Villages in Florida was sitting on a bench, near another bench with a gentleman sitting on the bench.
She asked him if he was new to the community and he said "no, I have owned a condo here for 20 years".
She then said "I have been here for 15 years and I have never seen you around!”.
He then said "I have been in prison for the last 17 years!".
She was stunned and finally asked him what he had done.
He said that he had murdered his first wife!
She was stunned again and after a long pause she said...
So you're SINGLE???
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