In a way, I understand old Schultzie. He really wanted and really cared about NOTHING. He just wanted his next meal, a little Schnapps and perhaps a little dueling Wiener Schnitzeling with Col Klinkenheimer's secretary. What was her name? No Google cheating. I See NOTHING (Just like me until Cadillac Operations). I hear NOTHING (Selective Hearing Just Like Yours Truly). I Say NOTHING. (You could rob a bank with me so to speak and I'd never tell). Maybe I'm not really Batman, Maybe I'm Schultie!
He is our NOTHING Mascot.