I remember back 41 years ago to Sorority Hell Week at my University when I had to push an egg down the sidewalk with my nose.
That is how I'm feeling after my first week back at school.
I have a boy who talks as if he's outside at recess yelling at his friend across the playground. His voice is deafening in the room and I think I need to buy earplugs to save my hearing.
I have a girl who loves to sit behind boys and scratch their neck. Think that sounds relaxing? Not if the scratching leaves 4 inch gouges in the neck!
I have another girl who wants to do whatever she wants to do whenever she wants to do it. She talks, laughs, gets out of her seat, tries to roam the room, and opens her desk and rummages through her papers making crinkling noises while I'm trying to teach.... doh
I have a boy who loves to throw rocks...especially at the backs of heads...
I have a girl who thinks everyone's locker is her property. She loves to open the lockers, put trash inside, close them...then blame her act on being an "accident".
I have a girl who never knows how she is getting home...not sure if she is to ride the bus or if her mom is picking her up. The problem is...she never knows until we are lined up ready to go home and there's only minutes to figure it out! (I got this one nipped in the bud with a call to mom...no more games with me!)
THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY and the first week is over!