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Originally Posted by Nucky
Can't have a Complaint Department. Several Problems.
1) Can't build a box big enough.
2) You just know it would be the wrong color or wood or stain or something. (The Complaint Box)
3) We don't have anyone we can trust to read the Complaints. (OOoooh)
4) The complaints would be about one person. (Not Nice) & (Not Me)
5) I'll be the reader of the complaint's but want to let you know in advance I can be paid off easily with those Red Shrimp from Sam's. No cash, please. It's tacky.
6) Complaint Department Open's @ 8.30 am & Closes @ 8.40 am.
7) Several News correspondents who are unemployed now are available to counsel over any NOTHING disagreements. (From The Good Channel)
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I know that complaining is certainly addressed in the NOTHING Manifesto. I believe there may even be two paragraphs that expressly forbid the practice.