[tkret]

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the
White House. The attractive young waitress asks Cheney what he
would like, and he replies, 'I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and
some fruit.'

'And what can I get for you, Mr. President?'

George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his
trademark wink and slight grin, 'How about a quickie this
morning?'

''Why, Mr. President!' the waitress exclaims. 'How rude!
You're starting to act like President Clinton,' and then she
storms away.

Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers................

"It's pronounced 'quiche'."