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Old 06-27-2018, 03:14 AM
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1. Get a really fast Golf Cart. (30mph minimum)

2. Get a 'Special Person Pass' that lets me park anywhere, ignore stop signs, save seats on squares, and in general be a PIA..

3. Learn to smoke Humungous Cigars, so I can stink out the squares, whilst getting drunk and objectionable at City Fire bar.

Oh! and a bigger garage!