[Boomer]

I was an English major.

I have a Samsung 8-something or other.

I can text and talk to people and check the market and take pictures. That is all I care about doing. I do not play games. (It terrified me once though when the screen had flipped around when I was trying to take a picture of something and it took a picture of me. It was a closeup. I was looking down at the screen. I have never fully recovered from the shock.)

Oh but wait! It syncs with my Kindle. That is important to me, too, but I bet they all do that.

It is big. I like big screens. And big though it is, it fits the outside pocket of my Chelsea Hobo 32 — of which I have two, a summer and a winter color.

When I bought this phone, I made sure that it was not that “pants on fire” version.