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07-06-2018, 06:12 AM
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Sage
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Join Date: Apr 2016
Location: Between 466 & 466A
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Golfers will appreciate this.
The police are called to an apartment and find a woman standing over a lifeless man, holding a bent and twisted five-iron. The detective asks, “Is that your husband?”
“Yes,” replies the woman.
“Did you hit him with the golf club?”
“Yes, I did,” sobs the woman.
“How many times did you hit him?” asks the detective.
“I don’t know,” she replies. “Five, six, maybe seven times"....
..."Oh look, just put me down for a five.” 
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