As the hostess at a casino buffet showed me to the table, I asked her to keep an eye out for my husband. I started to describe him.
“He has grey hair, wears glasses, and has a potbelly ...”
She stopped me there. “Honey, todays Senior Day. They all look like that.”
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Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.
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