To my dear W-NOTHING,
Please settle your little a$$ down because a permanent leave would do NOTHING but break my heart. I would probably have to go on medication, which you know I hate, in order to control the depression that would consume me.
Think how much you would miss bantering with fw, or being crazy with Nucky, or most importantly the wisdom you would miss out on learning from K. Not that you are not very wise yourself, but wisea$$ doesn't count. Most importantly, I would worry for you in losing the best NOTHING buddies and support system one could have.
Have I made you feel NOTHING but guilty enough yet to curb your bad habits without changing the fun, wily, wonderful, wise person you are? You have no idea how much enjoyment you bring to our NOTHING lives.
Signed,
Your loving Den Mother
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