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Old 07-12-2018, 10:35 AM
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Talking Appropriate for TV...

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi were discussing when life begins.

The priest said, “I believe that life begins at the moment of conception, because therein lies the potential for life.”

The minister said, “I believe life begins when the fetus becomes viable.”

The rabbi looked at them and said, “I have to disagree with you both...."




...."I believe life begins when the kids go to college and the dog dies.”





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