Why did the blonde woman run out of shampoo so fast?
She kept folllowing the instructions: rinse, lather, repeat
Blonde gets a new cell phone from her husband. Next day she goes to Walmart and her phone rings. It’s her husband. “How’s the new cell phone?” She replied “great, but how did you know I was at Walmart?”
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Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.
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