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Old 07-21-2018, 11:00 AM
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Default An Irishman's First Drink With His Son

While reading an article last night about fathers and sons,memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint.


Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage.


I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.


Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it.Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager?

He didn't. I drank it.

I thought maybe he'd like whisky better than beer so we tried a Jameson's; nope!

In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest whisky.

He wouldn't even smell it.

What could I do but drink it!

By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so sh*t-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home!!!


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