[Boomer]

I have never been in a chatroom in my life.

Of course, I had never been on a board in my life.

I am afraid of the chatroom.

I can't see in the dark.

I have to look sometimes when I type.

I would not be able to type and look at the screen at the same time and then I would not be able to answer anybody and then you would all think I was just being rude and it would just all be too much and I need to stay out of the kitchen

Boomer