[ColdNoMore]

- I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is... Scaring men is easy.

- Before I tell my wife something important, I take both her hands in mine. That way she can't hit me with them.

- My husband is on the roof - only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life.

- My wife made me a green hamburger today to celebrate St Patricks Day. I asked her how she colored it and she said she didn't know what I was talking about.

- I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She was so mad...she still isn't talking to me.

- I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace" So I bought her nothing.

- A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

- My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

- My wife is going to qualify for free shipping no matter how much it costs.




And drum-roll please....

- Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble...but shouldn't that be an even number?