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Originally Posted by chuck90199
Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over and two said he was still there.
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This really happened;
One time one of Henry's business associates called and asked for him. (He was also an old friend) I said, Bill he isn't here, he said he was traveling with YOU.
He could barely hear me laughing through all the stammering.
I know. I'm bad.