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Old 08-15-2018, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Abby10 View Post
So here's my NOTHING story -

Today I received a NOTHING manifesto red alert. The keeper of the manifesto has warned me that as a founding member I am in serious violation by thinking I could arbitrarily take a break. Apparently for the 4 founding members at least (and maybe you too, Nucky, I'm not sure) only a 24 hour break from NOTHING is allowed unless one of the following exists -

- your situation is considered a dire emergency
- you have the unanimous approval of all of the founding members
- you are involuntarily exiled to the NOTHING island

Since I do not meet any of these requirements my aforementioned break from NOTHING has been denied and it looks like you all are stuck with me. And since NOTHING does really mean a lot to me I guess it's not such a bad thing to be stuck in NOTHINGVILLE after all.
NOTHING but the truth.
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