Originally Posted by tomwed

I would like to be Sargent of Thumbs. Sargent of Arms sounds a little too pushy and a bit dangerous. Suppose someone sticks their thumb up, I have no problem telling them "Hey you, put your opposable thumb down. There's nothing going on here for you to thumb us. After all we're reasonable bipeds with opposable thumbs."
[i got that from the godfather]