Originally Posted by tomwed

I think I told the Marty Poppins nothing story so I'll try a new one.
My parents bought a travel trailer and spring break was coming up. I suggested to a friend that we go to Provincetown over Spring break. I read it was a hippy town and seemed like we could have some adventures. Back then everyone hitch hiked and we picked up a girl on the way, pretty close to P-Town. We asked her for a bar we could hit and she said we had to go to Piggy's. I asked, why Piggy's? and she gave me a zodiac answer about the owner being a Sagittarius and we were in the cusp of the third moon. We pretended we knew exactly what she was talking about. I remember getting close to P Town and seeing a sign at the fork that read Provincetown---either way. I didn't realize the sign was more then a road sign. So our first night we get to Piggy's and head to the bar, order 2 beers and check out the dance floor looking for girls. Then I noticed that some boys are dancing with girls just like home, some girls are dancing with girls just like home but some boys are dancing with boys, not like home. Apparently I must have noticed 2 boys dancing and spent a moment too long trying to figure this out. When the next song starts one of the boys comes over and asks me if I want to dance. I said "NO" in a voice I never had before or since. I sounded like Mr. Ed saying "No--ooo-oooo" in three octaves. The guy said, that's cool, no problem and left me completely off my game which was pretty flimsy to begin with. I think Steve and I were the only 2 guys that went to P Town looking for Ft. Lauderdale , Girls Gone Wild action and ended up looking at antique stores and Army Navy shops.