A friend asked me, “Do you and your beloved vote the same?”
I told her that my wife is staunch Democrat and votes the party line.
I also told her, “I, on the other hand, am an Independent. On election day morning, I like to get up at the crack of dawn and get to the polling place exactly when it opens. If my wife is sleeping on her right side, I’ll vote for the right. If she’s sleeping on her left side, I’ll vote for the left.”
My friend asked, “What if your wife is sleeping on her back?”
I said, “Then I’ll be 10 minutes late for opening of the polling place.”
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