[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by golfing eagles

Reports of my

demise have been

greatly exaggerated. I've

been kidnapped by

Tibetan monks who

developed a craving

for lobster. They

found out I

am owed a

lobster, so they

took me to

the Himalayans and

trained me in

Kung Fu, so

I can collect

my lobster and

bring it to

them. A certain

Canadian shoeless woman

better be looking

over her shoulder

Kung Fu, grasshopper?